This means nothing to me

[pallas_athena]

For the past few days, I've been in Vienna at a very fancy hotel. This hotel is so fancy that among the drinks at the breakfast buffet are 4 pitchers of water with crystals in them. This morning there were little notes in English beside each one, detailing the effects that drinking the water will have on you.








Feeling healthful? Good! Now have some Sachertorte.



Amethyst: to act on assuasive and abet the blood circulation

Quartz-Lemon: For vitality

Aventurin - Mint: Animate metabolism

Sodalit: scavenge your body and allay ailment

I really don't know which to choose here.