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[livejournal.com profile] speedlime was kind enough to give me a lift from the airport last night. In the car, the following dialogue took place:


Me: (in reference to why my latest sewing project isn't done yet) FUCK THESE SLEEVES. Fuck them hard. Fuck them severely. Fuck them repeatedly with a specially designed fucking device that--

[livejournal.com profile] speedlime: That sounds like a Victorian invention... the Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucking Machine. It's the sort of thing [livejournal.com profile] suetekh would have lying around.

Me: She probably does.

Future generations may see this as the historic moment when the Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucker entered the lexicon. And the lexicon didn't like it one bit.

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