Four-legged duckling hatches in Hampshire.
Yes, all right, he's small and fluffy and yellow-- but combined with the recent Stateside news of an Unkillable (or possibly Zombie) Duck* this starts to look more sinister. Do I have to spell it out for you? ( Read on if you dare )
*On a Google search for "unkillable duck", that entry is one of only two results that come up. The other one is MTV. No, I don't know why either.
Yes, all right, he's small and fluffy and yellow-- but combined with the recent Stateside news of an Unkillable (or possibly Zombie) Duck* this starts to look more sinister. Do I have to spell it out for you? ( Read on if you dare )
*On a Google search for "unkillable duck", that entry is one of only two results that come up. The other one is MTV. No, I don't know why either.