Prior to the Industrial Revolution, it all had to be done by artisans

[pallas_athena]

speedlime was kind enough to give me a lift from the airport last night. In the car, the following dialogue took place:


Me: (in reference to why my latest sewing project isn't done yet) FUCK THESE SLEEVES. Fuck them hard. Fuck them severely. Fuck them repeatedly with a specially designed fucking device that--

speedlime: That sounds like a Victorian invention... the Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucking Machine. It's the sort of thing suetekh would have lying around.

Me: She probably does.

Future generations may see this as the historic moment when the Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucker entered the lexicon. And the lexicon didn't like it one bit.

Comments

[mothninja.livejournal.com]

Heehee! *waves to you both* Have a lovely time Stateside, when do you return to Blighty?

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucking Machine

If someone builds it, I'll buy it.

[veridianeyes.livejournal.com]

hehe....If she doesn't, we'll have to built one...out of cake and tea...

[nanashi-jones.livejournal.com]

Patented Steam-Powered Sleeve-Fucking Machine

I'd buy one.

[captrenault.livejournal.com]

Does it also press?