For never was a story of more... whoa.

Not making this up, this is a real thing:

ROMEO AND JULIET: THE WAR

THIS IS THE STORY OF... two groups of superhuman soldiers who turned the Empire of Verona into the most powerful territory on Earth. The MONTAGUES, powerful cyborgs made from artificial DNA, and the CAPULETS, genetically enhanced humans known for their speed and agility, worked in tandem to destroy all threats to the city. With no one left to fight, the Montagues and Capulets found a new enemy: each other.

One of the names behind this: Smilin' Stan Lee, of course. Who by any other name would also probably smell as sweet.