The duet I'm currently learning, roughly translated

Gioconda: RRARGH

Laura: WTF?

G: I love the same man you do!

L: ...

G: Aria aria destiny blah blah passion death yadda yadda!

L: Shut up bitch, I love him like all these metaphors.

G: Yeah? Well my metaphors are more awesome than your metaphors. I love him like COKE-SNORTING ROBOT VELOCIRAPTORS FROM SPACE. WITH LASER GUNS. So there!

Both together: DESTINY DEATH AAAAAARGH I CAN SING LOUDER THAN YOU SHUT UP SING TO THE HAND DIE BITCH!!!!!


If you don't believe me, here are some overacting sopranos on YouTube.