The figures from Cornwall

Days spent in Cornwall: 4
Trips to Eden Project: 2
Beaches visited: 1
Pieces of sea glass found: 6
Parties attended: 1

Rainy days: 1
Poems read aloud on sofa with pile of books between me and suetekh: 8 (at least)
Elegant collages made by suetekh: 1
Poems elegantly illustrated by suetekh: 1
Comic strips about man-eating plant pencilled by me: 2
Watercolour portraits of Batman: 1
Admiration for new Doctor Who: Surprisingly high

Sunny days: 1
Toads rescued out of storm drain: 3
Newts rescued out of storm drain: about 12
Satisfaction of carrying bucket of crawling amphibians through Eden Project crowds to the pond: High
Successful ascents of 50ft rock climbing face: 2
Horrible fear of death: Maybe, a bit
Adrenaline: YEAHHHHHHH

Days out in Truro: 1
Tea shops open in Truro: 0
Lurid charity shop dresses purchased as consolation: 1

Being back in London with no suetekh: Sad.