Hear ye, hear ye

Today, as you may know, is International Liza Day. It is the time of year when we contemplate the true meaning of Lizatude. You may wish to enter into the spirit of the day by exchanging jokes that fall flat, making references that make the 2 people who get them think you're a huge dork, and/or committing some hitherto-uninvented social faux pas in the middle of an audition.

Alternatively, you may accept this mission: For my birthday, I desire tales of awesomeness! So if you've done or seen or experienced something awesome, tell me about it.