No quarter asked, no 25p given

Ahoy, mateys. Cap'n Arrrrrrrrrrrtnouveauho be postin' early for Talk Like A Pirate Day, since I be crossin' the wild Atlantic today in search of new shores to plunder.

Scurvy Limeys, beware! Britons, hide yer booty! For the Queen Liza's Revenge be sailin' eastwards. Hahaaaarrrrrrrr.

No quarter asked, no 25p given

Ahoy, mateys. Cap'n Arrrrrrrrrrrtnouveauho be postin' early for Talk Like A Pirate Day, since I be crossin' the wild Atlantic today in search of new shores to plunder.

Scurvy Limeys, beware! Britons, hide yer booty! For the Queen Liza's Revenge be sailin' eastwards. Hahaaaarrrrrrrr.

Safely arrrrrrrrrrrrived

Running up a signal to say The Queen Liza's Revenge is safely in harbour, laden to the gunwales with quality American booty. The Royal Navy did put up some resistance, but I persuaded them all to turn pirate by offering them grog and tattoos.

("But the Royal Navy has historically had plenty of both," I hear you protest. This is true, but pirate grog and tattoos are much, much cooler.)

Really this is just a vanity post to show off my comely new icon, lovingly handcrafted by albertbbun and his talented Minions. A full broadside's salute to my Australian shipmates! And to the rest of you scurvy sea dogs: Fair winds and good sailing.

Safely arrrrrrrrrrrrived

Running up a signal to say The Queen Liza's Revenge is safely in harbour, laden to the gunwales with quality American booty. The Royal Navy did put up some resistance, but I persuaded them all to turn pirate by offering them grog and tattoos.

("But the Royal Navy has historically had plenty of both," I hear you protest. This is true, but pirate grog and tattoos are much, much cooler.)

Really this is just a vanity post to show off my comely new icon, lovingly handcrafted by albertbbun and his talented Minions. A full broadside's salute to my Australian shipmates! And to the rest of you scurvy sea dogs: Fair winds and good sailing.