super trooper

Sometimes you find a link which renews your faith that the world is a joyful place.

Tutorials on how to make your own stormtrooper armour. Well known corsetry supply shop Vena Cava sells all the bits in a handy kit.

Vena Cava: haberdashers to the Dark Side. By appointment to His Awesome Evilness, Lord Vader. I find your lack of corsetry disturbing. DA-DA-DA DA DA-DAAA DA DA-DAAAAA...

super trooper

Sometimes you find a link which renews your faith that the world is a joyful place.

Tutorials on how to make your own stormtrooper armour. Well known corsetry supply shop Vena Cava sells all the bits in a handy kit.

Vena Cava: haberdashers to the Dark Side. By appointment to His Awesome Evilness, Lord Vader. I find your lack of corsetry disturbing. DA-DA-DA DA DA-DAAA DA DA-DAAAAA...

I can see paradise by the bathroom light

Anyone who's come to visit me in London in the past couple of years will have noticed the plethora of Things That Do Not Work. (Well, it's pretty hard not to notice when you're trying to manoeuvre around a candlelit bathroom whose wall is rotting off.)

Thanks to Leroy the builder, I now have lights that work. They switch on and off and everything. I am well impressed. The bathroom wall's been replastered, too, and is drying. Soon there will be tiles! Oh yes.

If you live in London, I recommend Leroy, a prince among builders. Friendly, competent and reasonably priced. You can email me for his details.

I can see paradise by the bathroom light

Anyone who's come to visit me in London in the past couple of years will have noticed the plethora of Things That Do Not Work. (Well, it's pretty hard not to notice when you're trying to manoeuvre around a candlelit bathroom whose wall is rotting off.)

Thanks to Leroy the builder, I now have lights that work. They switch on and off and everything. I am well impressed. The bathroom wall's been replastered, too, and is drying. Soon there will be tiles! Oh yes.

If you live in London, I recommend Leroy, a prince among builders. Friendly, competent and reasonably priced. You can email me for his details.