La bitte à l'attaque!
Jan. 27th, 2009 01:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pallas_athenaI've recently joined a local fencing salle. Turns out fencing is just as much fun now as it was when I was sixteen. I'm taking the beginner's course, and it seems to be coming back gradually. This is mostly due to our excellent instructor, Jean-Christophe, and his outrrrrrrageous accent.
Tonight's session mostly involved the the beat attack, which involved Jean-Christophe using the word "beat" a lot with great urgency. In French, la bitte means something not polite at all, so I was grinning filthily beneath my mask. At one point he said it three times in a row, at high volume. I guess it's inevitable that I'll be thinking about cocks every time I make this attack now. But will this make my fencing better, or worse?
Tonight's session mostly involved the the beat attack, which involved Jean-Christophe using the word "beat" a lot with great urgency. In French, la bitte means something not polite at all, so I was grinning filthily beneath my mask. At one point he said it three times in a row, at high volume. I guess it's inevitable that I'll be thinking about cocks every time I make this attack now. But will this make my fencing better, or worse?
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on 2009-01-27 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2009-01-27 09:22 am (UTC)i would be giggling at this too...
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on 2009-01-27 10:36 am (UTC)Unfortunatly, my fencing experience has mainly involved my watching other people, or being used as a prop in a display (off hand parrying wench don't ya know!)
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on 2009-01-27 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-01-27 04:55 pm (UTC)But I think the reverse might be true: penises are swords, but not all swords are penises.
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on 2009-01-28 07:47 am (UTC)