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pallas_athena ([personal profile] pallas_athena) wrote2010-01-13 11:58 am
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As Dorothy Parker once said...

I'm stuck at home with Disgusting Flu, so to pass the time, I declare this DOROTHY PARKER WEEK.

This is something I've been wanting to do for some time. Parker is not only a fine wit but a fantastic poet, and her work deserves to be better known-- especially the stuff that doesn't end with a punchline (though a Parker punchline still packs more punch than most.)

I've posted poems of hers here before:
Braggart, which is the most fuck-off-world poem I know; and
The Satin Dress, a fine poem about sewing.

But how would Parker introduce herself? Like this, I think:

Fighting Words

Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad--
Still behold me at your side.

Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue--
Still you have my heart to wear.

But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!

[identity profile] library-keeper.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
If you're aristocratically born,
Then I'd better not treat you with scorn.
I hereby withdraw
My aspersions, before
I am challenged to pistols at dawn.