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pallas_athena) wrote2009-03-18 02:04 pm
pallas_athena) wrote2009-03-18 02:04 pm
Coming soon to a theatre near you
Gravelly Voice Guy: In a world where human technology has propelled us into space...
(Montage of Apollo launch, Sputnik in orbit, Skylab, Hubble telescope, Mars rover, etc etc etc)
GVG: ...Where man has reached the moon....
(Grainy archive footage of moon landing with Armstrong saying "That's one small step for man...")
GVG: ...ONE BAT chose to defy the odds.
(Closeup of tiny bat clinging to Space Shuttle fuel tank during launch. Swelling violin motif.)
GVG: And make his mark...
(Pull back to distance shot of the Shuttle; v/o countdown. Violins grow ever more inspiring)
GVG: On histor--
(Liftoff. Standard giant fiery cloud of toxic vapour as Shuttle roars into atmosphere at bone-liquefying G-forces. Violins, too close to launch site, are vaporised)
GVG: ...Ah, shit. (pause) Wanna go get a coffee or something?
(Montage of Apollo launch, Sputnik in orbit, Skylab, Hubble telescope, Mars rover, etc etc etc)
GVG: ...Where man has reached the moon....
(Grainy archive footage of moon landing with Armstrong saying "That's one small step for man...")
GVG: ...ONE BAT chose to defy the odds.
(Closeup of tiny bat clinging to Space Shuttle fuel tank during launch. Swelling violin motif.)
GVG: And make his mark...
(Pull back to distance shot of the Shuttle; v/o countdown. Violins grow ever more inspiring)
GVG: On histor--
(Liftoff. Standard giant fiery cloud of toxic vapour as Shuttle roars into atmosphere at bone-liquefying G-forces. Violins, too close to launch site, are vaporised)
GVG: ...Ah, shit. (pause) Wanna go get a coffee or something?