Samuel Pepys is a dick, again

I subscribe to the pepysdiary LJ feed, and we're now up to 1667. Samuel Pepys is now stinking rich and, of course, being a total dick to all and sundry. This week: frottage in church!

[...] and I walked towards White Hall, but, being wearied, turned into St. Dunstan's Church, where I heard an able sermon of the minister of the place; and stood by a pretty, modest maid, whom I did labour to take by the hand and the body; but she would not, but got further and further from me; and, at last, I could perceive her to take pins out of her pocket to prick me if I should touch her again -- which seeing I did forbear, and was glad I did spy her design.

Well done, that resourceful modest maid.
( Further Pepysdickery below )